How can I steal my teacher's car keys, so I can drive it into the River Thames,

Josh · #1 (**permalink**) 09-08-2009, 04:04 AM

with me inside? By the way, I can't swim... (That's the whole point.)
I will not be able to cope with school, on Monday, so I need to kill myself. I do not want to hurt my teacher, whilst getting the keys, but I need to do this in the morning, nice and early, so that I miss lessons. And before you ask, yes, I am mentally disabled. I have serious Autism, and I am 13 years old.

JLove88 · #2 (**permalink**) 09-08-2009, 04:11 AM

Are you sure you have serious autism...my uncle does and hes like 50 something and cant even write! If this is a joke, its not funny. If this isnt a joke, taking your life is selfish because you would be hurting all your friends and family. Please go see a psychologist and tell your doc to describe you an antidepressant. Why dont you just call in sick and dont show up to school? Live life to the fullest kiddo.
God Bless xoxox

Chris G · #3 (**permalink**) 09-08-2009, 10:34 AM

If this is a joke or a way to get noticed for the fun of it, it isn't funny. If you really do have issues in your life I'd recommend you go see a therapist.

happyfeet · #4 (**permalink**) 09-08-2009, 02:00 PM

2 things
-just ask nicely im sure he'll understand

-ur profile says ur 18